29 June 2008

Random conversation:
Me and my mom during dinner (at Jalan 222's Hokkien mee restaurant)

Moth: Ehh Ehh Ehh, Mi.. isn't that your friend's son? *points to a hunk who walked passed*

Mom: Harr? Where... who's son ar?

Moth: Nehh, the one over there. *points to another table* The Aunty-dunno-who's son marr.. rite?

Mom: OOhh... yayaya, that is Aunty xxx's son! *paused, then looks at me* Sui-cai arr... like that also you remember hor, so 'sai-lei' !

Moth: *Smile* ~

Little did she know I've got a brain with enough hard disk space and RAM to store and retrieve faces of cute/gorgeous guys/hunks at anytime, anywhere.. :P
Is this a skill?
Sunday, June 29, 2008

Is this a skill?

27 June 2008

Once upon a time,

A girl likes a boy.
But the girl suspect he's gay.

One fine day,

The girl went for lunch with the boy.
She tags a close friend (Boy B) of hers along.

During lunch,

Boy asked the girl if she wants half of his salted egg.
Girl said no.

Boy then asked Boy B if he wants it.
Boy B said no, because if he wants it, it would be the whole egg.

But Boy insisted to share it with Boy B.
Boy passed half of his salted egg to Boy B's plate.

The girl was angry.
She was angry with Boy B.
She stared at Boy B angrily.
The girl was angry with the salted egg too.

And they did not live happily ever after.

-The End-

I am BOY B . Bwahahahhahahahaha. So, you can imagine how mad my friend is. She's jealous (yeah, over a 'ham dan'). And she felt threaten. -.-" . We're rivals now - according to her lar..

So, our next session is to determine if boy is into boy or into girl - We tried asking around, not much help.. and gaydar obviously isn't working well..

Who she? BxBx (not too hard, if you've been following my blog lately)

Who he? Baby-x

Who me? I'm the hiao gong who has green eyes (contact lenses) which Boy stared at, at a pretty close distance - of course, that pisses the girl off as well LMAO~
The story of 'Ham Dan'
Friday, June 27, 2008

The story of 'Ham Dan'

26 June 2008

I attended a full day seminar today (Crazy Boring!) . So, I wasn't around the office.
At about 5pm, when I was about to leave the place...

* Ding Dong * (my mobile's sms tone)

I picked up my phone and saw "MESSAGE(6)"

!!#!@*!#!!!@!#*!@&*!#!?!!??!?! WTH?!

Who could that be, I wonder..

I clicked on "view" and GUESS what?

BuBu's SMS:
*singing* R u going die?

Nicolensm's SMS:
(singing) IF I DIE I BCOME BUTTERFLY...

RLee's SMS:
But-ter-fly, flyyy in the sky~

Nala's SMS:
(singing) Side by side, ah, low n high

BuBu's SMS:
*singing* he ah cry, she ah cry..

Nicolensm's SMS:
(singing) they cry, i cry, everybody cry...

I BURST OUT LAUGHING SO LOUD, thank god I was already in the car!! What on earth is the bunch of lunatics (my colleague at work) doing!? :S . I called them up, they kept singing on the phone, I kept laughing.. :D Haha.. damn 9 7 3 8 !

You guys arr... NOTHING TO DO IN THE OFFICE ARR?!?! Next time, send MMS laa.. lagi shiok.. record the voices down ler mar.. :PpppPPppPPP

** For those of you who doesn't get the joke, .. well, they are actually trying to do >> THIS << . Hehehe.. the lyrics abit the lari-larr.. MY FAULT.. I taught them the wrong stuffs LOLOLOL XD
SWEAT = ="
Thursday, June 26, 2008

SWEAT = ="

24 June 2008

(Phone rings)

Me: (Picks up the phone) Hello?

Some woman on the other end: Is this JobsDB?

Me: NO! (Slam down the phone)

Ah Bong: (Smiling one kind at me) Who's that? Just 'Hello' and 'NO!' ?? (Laugh Laugh)

Me: Someone called and asked if this is JobsDB. So, 'NO' -lor..

Ah Bong: (Laugh Laugh Laugh)

Me: (Shakes head) *@#!$*#&!

Actually, I realized I was kinda rude to the woman. Kekeke :P (A few minutes later that is!) The least I could do is to tell her 'I'm sorry, wrong number'. But Noooooo, I just slam down the phone after my big fat 'NO!' . LOL~

Rude hor? Tsk.. Kesabaran.. apa tu? I'm losing it already.
I almost fail my Pend. Moral~
Tuesday, June 24, 2008

I almost fail my Pend. Moral~

22 June 2008

It feels awkward chatting with your friend's bf whom you've never met before.

It feels LAGI weird when it started off as a random conversation with a stranger in a chatroom, only to find out 10 minutes later that he is actually your friend's bf.

- that's precisely what happened to moi. I almost flirted finally got to know who my friend's bf is - encountered in a superbly awkward situation.

AND I ACTED AS THOUGH I'M NOT SURPRISED AT ALL! I'm one hell-of-a-good-actor!

But no-lor.... I WAS BLOODY SURPRISED - lor!

Dear you-know-who-you-are, Yess, this post is dedicated to you and your funny boi.

-_________-"
Itu apaa nama...
Sunday, June 22, 2008

Itu apaa nama...

21 June 2008


I have no idea why I post this up. Its definitely not about 2moro (the twins) - although I like them. But....., nawh! Its not about them.

*brain freeze*

I.. like the colours, the wall, the bike, the jeans, the white shoes... the whole composition.

Yah.

*roll eyes*

And I just wanna place it here on the blog.. now.


p.s : I can't sleep. Darn it!
p.p.s : It's 4:13AM at the moment.
A random blog post
Saturday, June 21, 2008

A random blog post

20 June 2008

Yup, that's me.. 27 and still acting cute.
Men will always be Boys =P

My birthday pressies from me colleagues:
1 x SuperCute Octopus huggables
1 x Chuka Iidako
(yeah, its an octopussy day today)
.. and 1 x Opera cake (from Coffee Bean)

THANK YOU ALL! Muaks!


* Aside from those, No, there won't be any celebration this year.
Just a normal dinner at home with my Mom, my aunt and my elder brother.
Just another usual day at home after work :)

I am 27! Shoots...
Twenty-Seven (27) . No kidding..
Friday, June 20, 2008

Twenty-Seven (27) . No kidding..

19 June 2008

It gets really tired when I have to be very careful with my words. It gets even more tired when you try to 'please' everyone or at least, put your words in a nicer manner so as not to hurt their feelings / mess with their ego. Of course, some of you might said 'Fuck it, we can't please everyone. Why should we? Just be ourselves" - On a normal basis, well, technically speaking.. I don't have to. Really. I'd rather be clear cut and straight to the point. No point hiding kan?

But I just can't :p Yah, I am THAT lousy.. .. not soft hearted, not being a nice guy... JUST pure plain LOUSY - I care too fucking lot on how others would feel. I have a tendency to spin and twist my lines instead of taking the honesty route.

I HATE ME, MYSELF AND I!
The art of being political
Thursday, June 19, 2008

The art of being political

17 June 2008

Dear Blog,
I'm sorry this is a lousy post.
(but who cares.. who cares!?)

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knnccbhkltns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @>@

UrrghhH ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhgh!
w/T/f - wattahell! - w/t/F!
SIGH* >:( :| :( X(

(THAT is not an alien language. THAT means I have alot to say, but not knowing which to say, how to say it and/or if I really want to say it (and/or talk about it) at all...)

WHATEVA *roll eyes*

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*sniff

I think I need sex.

*SERIOUSLY*
THIS IS only a BANANA
high in potassium

... Don't get me wrong though. Went for my monthly checkup the other day and, well.. Doctor advised me to have sex at least twice per month.

WHATEVA *roll eyes*

He (the same Doctor) asked if I have a girlfriend or anything equivalent. I said "No" - he then put me as 'sexually inactive' *diaoz..* , and I just went "ahh yah yah inactive, inactive larr~"

LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT NIAAMEH AR..!!
Feeling sh*tty these days
Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Feeling sh*tty these days

13 June 2008

Second week into June.

Usual stuff. Work, Home. Work, Home. I'm not going anywhere for the next 1 month or so. Friends: Hope you guys understand. I will have to graciously reject all the yumchas and hanging out together sessions... until _____(I have no idea either)______. Please bear with me. I am still adjusting to the change. Most importantly, I hope to spend more time with my mom while she's adjusting to her feelings and emotions. Thank you mates =)

IN THE OFFICE
I heard something yesterday. It aches me all night long - I'm not troubled, just abit mad, upset and hell disappointed. I don't care if its gonna change anything.. but I took the initiative to voice it out to Mr. Korea-actor-wannabe today. It wasn't a very helpful discussion we had (as usual), but at least I made it clear to him that I wasn't too pleased on some of his statements made to a colleague of mine... about ME. *BIG SIGH* - I blame it on 'assumptions' and 'putting the wrong responsibility to the wrong person'.

AT HOME
*LOUD BIG SIGH* I 'thought' Mom is getting better by the day. Obviously, I 'thought' wrongly. She still burst in tears every now and then. She has got to learn to let go. She would cry over a photo, a TV ad, a song's lyric, a body gesture, a place outside home etc. etc. .. almost everything... and to make things worse, Father's Day is approaching. I dare not imagine how she would be taking it on that day itself. I, .. I don't know what to do. Or perhaps, I don't feel like doing anything to it .. just letting things move along naturally.

Off topic: To some colleagues of mine who were asking how I'd want to celebrate my upcoming birthday... well, to be honest, I'm really not in the mood for this.. so, I really wouldn't know how, and I am not expecting anything. But, I would have to thank you and I truly appreciate your effort - for remembering, for coming up with plans. Thank you sweeties, dearies, darlings and honeybees.
My problem is..
Friday, June 13, 2008

My problem is..

04 June 2008

BuBu went out for a meeting.
Ah Bong and I thought, we'd give her a surprise.


VOILA:
(stickies sure comes in handy)
by the way.. THIS is BuBu's workstation

(LCD reads..)
KENNY WUZ HERE! =) *LOVE*
BRYAN AS WELL =) *LOVE*

(CRT reads...)
OH... HERE TOO! HAHA . MOO..

I am bored. Simple as that.

She's mad of course. After a hectic day and countless hours in a dumb meeting, I'm not surprised she find this joke NOT FUNNY at all. She yelled at me over the phone (after working hours) , "VERY FUN is it now harr?!" ... "WASTE ALL MY stickies somemore!!"

Bleh :P

She took her revenge by sticking all those sh*t back to me and ah Bong's PC (later at night, before she leaves the office)... which we quickly took down and stick it back at her PC the very next morning before she comes in. ... Bwahaha...

Yeah.. I am THAT free & bored.
Unproductive Day 2
Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Unproductive Day 2

03 June 2008

Yupp. It has been such an unproductive day at work.. (the way I look at it, it COULD (potentially) be an unproductive month altogether). Alot of things were pending /still in discussion / awaiting sign off / awaiting client's feedback. There really isn't alot to do - I was busy trying to look busy the whole day :)

Three(3) months probational period is officially over. I would soon be doing a round of staff performance evalution with my immediate superior. Lots of forms to be filled. Lots of talkings to do. I really don't feel like doing those..



...time flies.
Unproductive day
Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Unproductive day

02 June 2008

Life goes on. After a week of absence, I'm finally back to work. Great colleagues are rather supportive. Everyone tried to cheer me up. Everyone wanted me to put on a smile to my much gloomy expression - I tried, I did..

If you would to ask 'How are you?', I would spontaneously reply 'I am good. Feeling much better, thanks'.

Apparently, I'm not okay. I find a need to talk to someone. I need to let it all out. I WANT to cry out loud. I want to be heard..





It felt like a dream.
Slow step
Monday, June 02, 2008

Slow step