24 January 2009

I was on MC the other day but opted to work from home because I know there's a deadline to be met (yes, aku ni sangat responsible mya ok?). So, I logged on to my MSN and typed in the following as the display message:

onMC gotoAndWork ("at home");

Yes. Its a flash actionscript look alike statement. I thought no one would take note of it until a few friends of mine (with overflowing programming juices) decided to pop me messages like these:

1. onSick gotoAndRest ("sleep");
2. onTonight gotoAndEat ("lousang");
3. onMC gotoAndStop ("working");

I find it very amusing :D Darn those programmers! LOL XD
How Flashers communicate
Saturday, January 24, 2009

How Flashers communicate

22 January 2009

HOU SAN FU ar!!
My nose is blocked. Severely blocked!
Can talk, cannot breath...
Can breath, cannot talk...

HOU SAN FU aaaar~~
No, Vicks or Mentholatum doesn't work!
Panadol Soluble and the medicine provided at the clinic downstair does no good either!

I WANT DR.CHAI!
And there's 2 more hours to go till 6pm!
Oh my gawwwwd~~
I CAN'T BREATH!!! I HATE THIS!! DAMN IT!

*sniff*

The blocked nose boi @ work
I wanna throw my nose away!
Thursday, January 22, 2009

I wanna throw my nose away!

17 January 2009

Aunties....

I was on my regular checkup the other day. The entire 4 hours of waiting there at the outpatient clinic, there has been frequent eye contact with this 1 particular aunty. Don't ask me why, SHE started it - she's the one who kept staring at me.

Stare Stare Stare - never see a lengchai before ar harr!? Really "Sit-dai saii..." to the aunty *ke-lian*

Back to the story. After my checkup and all, as I was waiting for my turn to make my next appointment (so happened she's there as well), she smiled and...

Aunty: Going back larr?

AutumnMoth: Ah, Ya-lor..

Aunty: Eh, take this *passed me a leaflet and namecard*.. I am from this famous direct marketing company. Very famous wan. HerbaLife - I'm sure you heard of it! You know ar, all this recovering period arr, we must always maintain our body you know. These products ar *pointing a the leaflet* is good for our cells, not for body you know, is for the cells. Must maintain! (and more blah blah blahs..)

AutumnMoth: Ahh... ha... (seriously I have no idea what the Herba-F*ck-Life)

Aunty: You got namecard ar? Next time I call you - I tell what you must do. Must maintain. Cannot just rely on meals and diet. This, very good. Maintain your body.

AutumnMoth: *think quick* NO WOR, I don't have a namecard.. ( thought can escape )

Aunty: Oh nevermind *pulls out a book from her handbag*, Nah.. write down your name and a contact number, I will call you.

AutumnMoth: *WTF?! - wrote it down (yah I know -.-")* You call laaa.. you call.. (thought of giving her a fake no. but then again, she's just trying to be nice.. so I be nice too ya.. plus I can always ignore her call or reject later).

Aunty: Okay okay, we serious arr, not playing here ar. I will call you la then. These things ar *pointing at the leaflet again* no kidding, save alot of lives. Okay arr.. Bye bye

AutumnMoth: ahh.. *smile fakely* Bye~

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT EVERYTHING IS OVER...

2 Days Later (working hour)

AutumnMoth picks up a call from his handphone.

Aunty: Harlo? Kenny ar.. This is XXX from HerbaLife ar, remember ar! Eh you working ar now? Actually you free to talk now arr hahahah..

AutumnMoth: ahh.....*terus sien already* Actually NO LOR, I'm quite busy now *not true, yes I lied :p*

Aunty: Oh *sounds disappointed* Actually no larr, there is this talk on the products this week, thought of asking you to attend. What time you free then? I call you back.

AutumnMoth: I don't know. I am not sure. I cannot give you a time right now. Tell you what, I will call you back... *pretending mode ON* - This is your handphone no. rite? Okay just checking, then I will call you back on this number when I am free. Thanks ya!

Aunty: Ahh.. like that ar. What about tomorrow? I call you tomorrow?

AutumnMoth: Seriously, I am a very busy man. I will have to check my schedule. So, its best I return the call instead. Don't worry I'll call you back.

Aunty: Ahhh... okay larr like that. You remember to call ar. This, for real arr.

AutumnMoth: AR! OK! BYE BYE *hangs up*

If she approached me in a better way from the beginning, I really would have talked to her nicely rather than 'layan-ing' her this way. And I don't want to be mean and just DIRECTLY REJECT and ask her go fu*k off - unless she pisses me real bad laaa of course.

Aunties....

Scary Aunties...

Scary Aunties who work in the Direct Marketing line..
Scary scary Aunty..
Saturday, January 17, 2009

Scary scary Aunty..

Random conversation

AutumnMoth: hey hi, moth here.
DG: yo
DG: aiya
DG: no wonder
DG: i tot which leng chai added me just now
AutumnMoth: hehehe
DG: give me a sex
DG: a sex
DG: a sec
DG: aiyor
AutumnMoth: ahahahha
AutumnMoth: ok ok sure..
DG: one sec...
DG: *malu*

"Give me a sex" Bwaahahahahahah.. SO SO SORRY DG! Can't help it. This one really cracks me up! Talk about being straightforward man hahaha. And yes, as the first MSN conversation with someone you barely know, THAT is memalu-fying-kan! LOL XD

TYPOROR!!

*DG is a client of mine - supposed to have a discussion with him online re: freelance job.
"A sex" repeated
Saturday, January 17, 2009

"A sex" repeated

06 January 2009

I've been punctual so far. 9am sharp for the 3rd consecutive day. What perfect record! (Psst! Most of them came in around 9.30am, ... some after 10am) - AutumnMoth, you're such a great employee. Mana cari!? MANA!? :p

I so deserve an Oreo McFlurry or a Chocolate Sundae right now..... for being nice =)

Alot of you asked about my new job lately - more often that not, my answer to you (over MSN) would be 'okay okay-lor'. Just how "okay" it is? I couldn't tell yet. I don't know if its good. But I have not encountered any weird cases or people, so.. its not bad either.

Speaking of which -Dear ICSB: its probably your luck to have hired a PHILOSOPHER who doesn't believe in anything and not knowing what grid is, as a designer. The people I've been seeing doesn't seem to fit into the range of THAT unique personality. Everyone's quite 'normal' here.... (or maybe its just for now.. i dunno-lar , but rest assured no emo-s around) :PpppPPpppPPpp

So, where was I, sorry.. aah ya, the new job. Basically, I've just been assigned 3 designers under moi (and another 3 under another AD) Let's just call them Tom, Dick, and Harry for now muahahahahahah.

Tom - known for his attitude problem, anti-social character and bad design.

Dick - known for his online banner skills, illustration and nice character but not-really-there design skills.

Harry - known for his CSS and Flash skills. The best among the three.

Pretty balanced, you reckon'? Some said I've got the worst three, but I beg to differ. They just need to polish their design + ideation + communication skills - that's all.

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:S

eeEEeeeKkKKkkks!!! which would mean alot of polishings to be done!! :S



Haha just kidding. They're FINE! Honest!
Good cheerful juniors who's willing to listen to orders and instructions from yours truly!

muahahahahahahaha
muakakakakaka
muaheeheeheehehee
*power-hunger*

Haaaa.... where is my Oreo McFlurry or a Chocolate Sundae right now?
Okay okay-lor
Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Okay okay-lor

05 January 2009

Somewhat Daily Report #1
(What TO DO? Promised some unker I'll do this)
Monday 5th January 2009
DAY 1 at "eeNie-T"
  1. Went around saying "Hi. I'm AutumnMoth / Hi, AutumnMoth." *shakes hand* Repeat 30 times. Tired? Nope. I felt tremendously silly. I don't understand WHY CAN'T PEOPLE INTRODUCE ANOTHER PERSON TO A GROUP AT A GO. Like "Hi, everyone. Meet AutumnMoth -fullstop-". Not like I can remember each of their names anyway - which, turns out indeed, I really can't .. I'm pretty bad with names. But I truly thanked the fella who made me feel welcomed. Really!

  2. Waited for a good 2 hours before my workstation arrives. Oh-la.. a Dell laptop (I dunno.. don't ask me why), with an external Samsung widescreen 17" LCD monitor - which I was previously told I'm not getting one - well, turns out to be quite a surprise~! (though I actually requested for the 22" mya -.-")

  3. Got 1 x Season Parking Pass - Yay~ parking covered~
    Got 2 x "eeNie-T" T-shirts - like I'm gonna wear it so frequently - -"
    Got 1 x "eeNie-T" 1GB PenDrive - no comment.... 1GB?! no comment...
    Got 1 x "eeNie-T" Pen - yay~ ... papers? Nope.. not provided. So what do I do with the pen? Am I supposed to shove it up somewhere? Now now, don't get the wrong idea :P *Notti *Notti

  4. While everyone (well, okay.. maybe NOT EVERYone) else is busy meddling with Flash and Photoshop, here I am doing 'nothing'. -nil- . Not wanted on a first day I guess :S ?? My only task for the day is to sit and wait till 6pm. And then go home (I MISS HOME!) - I don't want working life!! But I don't want study life either!! I wanna be a 'stick'. I wanna be a 'stick' that is pretty useless, in cantonese they called it "fai cai" ... I wonder why kids never put that as an ambition. HmMmm... its REALLY HARD TO BE ONE you know! Sibeh challenging!!

  5. And then, I was 'properly' introduced in an email to all the staff. Email subject reads "Let's welcome our new colleague at the Creative dept". Email content reads "is a HE. He has got nice short wavy hair and fair skin." Hmm.... technically speaking, it's not wrong. But .. . . . . I don't know, just sounded abit... off?. Anyway, thank you! Everyone then starts adding me to their MSN.... at the same time!

    "Bla bla wants to add you ... allow?" - *click allow, enter*
    "Bla bla wants to add you ... allow?" - *click allow, enter*
    "Bla bla wants to add you ... allow?" - *click allow, enter*

    Repeat 7 times...

    The funny thing is: I don't know who is who. I don't even know who they are. This is gonna take some time. And NO, I'm not that extroverted enough to go say "Hi, sorry, I didn't get your name earlier... you are?" - I mean, takkan I DO IT WITH EVERYONE -kan?

  6. I left the office sharp at 6pm :D

  7. Oh ya.. and how's the lunch time eh? --" Awkward (I can't spell *bleh).
There, my report on my first day at "eeNie-T" ~ AutumnMoth survived one(1) day
Clap clap clap clap *cheer* clap clap clap!!

Oh, HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY 2009!!
Home sick
Monday, January 05, 2009

Home sick