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The story of 'Ham Dan'

Once upon a time,

A girl likes a boy.
But the girl suspect he's gay.

One fine day,

The girl went for lunch with the boy.
She tags a close friend (Boy B) of hers along.

During lunch,

Boy asked the girl if she wants half of his salted egg.
Girl said no.

Boy then asked Boy B if he wants it.
Boy B said no, because if he wants it, it would be the whole egg.

But Boy insisted to share it with Boy B.
Boy passed half of his salted egg to Boy B's plate.

The girl was angry.
She was angry with Boy B.
She stared at Boy B angrily.
The girl was angry with the salted egg too.

And they did not live happily ever after.

-The End-

I am BOY B . Bwahahahhahahahaha. So, you can imagine how mad my friend is. She's jealous (yeah, over a 'ham dan'). And she felt threaten. -.-" . We're rivals now - according to her lar..

So, our next session is to determine if boy is into boy or into girl - We tried asking around, not much help.. and gaydar obviously isn't working well..

Who she? BxBx (not too hard, if you've been following my blog lately)

Who he? Baby-x

Who me? I'm the hiao gong who has green eyes (contact lenses) which Boy stared at, at a pretty close distance - of course, that pisses the girl off as well LMAO~