Here comes the White Envelope!
The nicest templated resignation letter is printed out and sealed in a clean white envelope again. Yup. Its the 2nd time this year.HR, "Do you think I'm surprised? DO YOU think I should be surprised? I can already see it coming.. (blah blah blah).." (20 minutes)
Moth, "..(blah blah).. its ridiculous.. (blah blah).. very negative vibes around.. (blah blah)"
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Superior, "Tell me what's the bad news.. (blah blah).. What's the reason? (blah blah blah)... I can tell this is coming. I can read a person's body language... (blah blah blah).." (45 minutes)
Moth, "..(blah blah), when you have a full set of team and better operation flow next time.. who knows I might come back again? (blah blah blah)... I AM selfish.."
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CEO, "I heard you quit! What's the problem? What's the reason? (blah blah blah)... What can I do to help you? (blah blah blah)..." (less than a minute)
Moth, "I'll come and talk to you when you have time.." *lift door closes*
Resign jeh.. Sai mm sai so many questions ar?
Know my importance leh now? Hahhaha (thick skin)
Nevertheless, the most classic conversation ever:
Superior: If we managed to tackle all the operation issues, will you stay?
Moth: No.. not for now.
Superior: What if you can have a wishlist, will you?
Moth: No.. not for now.
Superior: Okay, let's just say, I handle the projects myself and you stay here to help me. Will you stay?
Moth: No.. . . . . . . *smiles* . . . again, not now.
Superior: *smiles back* Why?
Moth: *smiles back nicely* Because I know how you work, You always have this last minute thing with you *smiles* :D
Woots! Congrats!
ReplyDelete... spoke too soon.
ReplyDeleteEHH? APA? Kenapa?
ReplyDeletecome clean my house then.
ReplyDeleteLoved the "NO... NOT FOR NOW" part!
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