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You don't wave your hand for Taxis

The proper way for a man to do it is to wait at the taxi stand and scratch your body as though someone ditches you with a bag of itchy powder. SCRATCH like there's no tomorrow while waiting for available taxis around. Slowly scratch your way up revealing ur beautiful fatteningly-huge stomach, your nipples, then slowly scratch all the way down to your buttocks and leave your already-loosen-jeans go down by another few centimeters revealing another few strands of hairs from you-know-where. OMFG! On top of that, do remember to scratch yourself in front of two lil' girls (preferably your daughters) acting like a real true paedophile (and maybe flasher too)~! Finally, get on a taxi and kiss your as* goodbye!

Thats what me and bliss encountered while having our cuppa frappies and iced tea at Starbucks today. The taxi stand is only a few meters away from where we sat. We went speechless - totally. What disturbs me is not about the man himself. Its what he did in front of the two(2) lil' girls.. I mean, aww shoots c'mon~ what a 'decent' scene to do in the public. I told bliss I'm not surprised if he'd went all the way down, pull off his pants and continue scratching.

Our lovely citizens a.k.a township neighbours (apparently)... bravo! Thanks for sharing with us the new method to stop a taxi instead of the mundane hand wave *wave wave*.