Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts

22 February 2014

One should not simply use statement like:

"OK-lor, since all of you said that, ok-lor. Can-lor!"

It sounds really aggressive, as though we're forcing you to agree on things. And the fact that you're saying that in a high pitch tone with that fucked-up-face is absolutely annoying. C'mon, if you have something to say, by all means, say it out loud. Let your concerns be heard!

I really hate people who has alot to comment but gives no solution. If you can't accept something, give alternatives, be honest and say it in a way that everyone can comprehend. Tell us what do you think, why don't you think it's a good to do so. Not just ' OK - lor ' . Why do you think we asked you for your opinion in the first place? Because your opinion matters!

And when everyone gets frustrated over your passive aggressive ' OK - lor ' , you start raising your voice and in turn asking us why we were sighing and giving you the shitty look. Seriously, have you no sense at all?




Seriously, -lor!
Saturday, February 22, 2014

Seriously, -lor!

06 January 2014

First post of 2014 and it's gonna be a damn racist one. I apologize for the following racist comments but my head is erupting and exploding with fierce lavas as we speak! NEVER NEVER hire that non-pork eating race as your customer service representatives or get ready to have your brand/company down the drain of stupidland.

Close friends of mine should know my mom has been having problems with her brand new Samsung Note 3 phone. Everyday, it prompts 'system not responding' and it keeps rebooting itself like nobody's business. Went to the 1U Samsung service center last week and was attended by a Malay lady. Told her the problems , she insisted she has NEVER seen such issue before and requested that we do a factory reset ourselves cuz sending it to the workshop takes 3 days (no guarantee will fix the problem) and opting for the 1 for 1 exchange will take 2 to 3 weeks time SO LONG WE DO IT WITHIN A MONTH'S TIME before the warranty wears out she said!

So fine, I did the mutha fxkin reset, still the same shit arises. I read up the forum online and did a soft reboot myself wiping off all data and cache and the same idiotic message still kept coming back. It is insanely ridiculous! So I thought okay, might as well just get it exchanged and hope we get it back before CNY.

30 minutes ago I went back to the same service center at 1U, this time attended by a helpful Chinese girl. Unlike her useless colleague who claims she had never seen such problem (end of story), the Chinese girl consulted with her technician on the raised issue only to find out it is a software problem. As this WAS NOT THE FIRST TIME people with note 3 complaint about the same issue, she suggested we get it fixed and it should be ready in 2 hours time.

I totally can live without the phone for 2 hours but I thought might as well change it for a brand new one since it is still under warranty. But Nooooooo... She consulted her boss and said we can only claim for warranty within a week of purchase. A WEEK??? THAT IGNORANT MALAY COLLEAGUE OF YOURS SAID A MONTH!, I said , so loud I think the whole service center can hear my voice.

FIRST, that dumb Malay lady said she has NOT SEEN such problem. Then she said warranty within a month. She also added fixing the phone needs 3 fuckin days and without even consulting her own technicians. I would have freaking changed the phone on my first trip to the center if she has given me the RIGHT information as the Chinese girl did. Or I would've spent the 2 goddamn hours then to fix the measly bloody software problem. OMFGKNSKNNCCB!!

Like how much more MISLEADING can a service representative gets??! Lucky for the Malay bitch she's not around today or hoooboy, am I gonna make a big fuss over this! I'd make sure she get fired on the spot!

THAT PARTICULAR RACE really can't do anything! It's in their blood to just sit and make babies and pray 5 times a day and not switch on their brain cells.

I'm a very angry customer. I dunno what I hated most now. Android , Samsung , or Malays... Eeeesssshh. And here I am at Starbucks having a cuppa while I wait 2 hours to have the phone fixed.
Never hire them!
Monday, January 06, 2014

Never hire them!

20 November 2013

Like seriously, the next time I'm eating in at McDonald's I'm so gonna double or even triple check my orders. I just had my very first and worst ever McD experience.

I ordered a Double Filet-O-Fish set and she keyed in Single Filet-O-Fish. Fine, maybe she accidentally clicked on wrong button. So she got the manager over, cancelled the previous order and keyed in the correct Double Filet-O-Fish that I want. Good.

And she gave me a tray with JUST the burger, a wrapper that was labeled 'DOUBLE' so okay at least she got my order right, but what happened to the fries and cola?

She stared at me after a FEW minutes then went on asking what do I want? WHAT DO I WANT? She really has the nerve for asking me that! She pointed to my burger and said "Double Filet-O-Fish kan?" in which I replied "Yeah, SET! I want Double Filet-O-Fish SET". Guess what? She went blanked for a moment then went on to check the menu and started asking her colleague if there's a double filet-o-fish SET. Like, EXCUSE ME! Even a 5-year old would know the answer!

So FINE, maybe she is new (and probably never had McDonald's in her life all this while). So again, the manager walked over, corrected the order and I have to pay an additional RM1.30 because it is now a 'set meal'. So there, I have my burger, fries and cola.

I sat down, ate half way, opened up the wrapper which was labeled 'DOUBLE' and guess what?

It was a SINGLE filet-o-fish burger. Just how many times can one get something WRONG?

I left my tray on the table (fries and cola) and brought my burger towards the counter wanting to get it changed. And then ALL OF A SUDDEN, this MEGA EFFICIENT staff sprint over to my table and dump everything to the bin. I was MEGA FRUSTRATED. Now, I had no burger, no fries and no cola.

The MEGA FRUSTRATED me decided to talk to the manager. He casually apologizes, gave me back everything and walked off as though nothing happened. I was left speechless. I seriously DO NOT understand why those people got recruited and to run a fast food chain. They're just plain dumb, ignorant, slow, irrelevant and etc. etc. etc.... you get the idea.

Here I am thinking human evolution should make us smarter but NOOOoooooo.... not them. Their genes and DNA is reversing back to Stone Age where all they know is just sit there, eat, f*ck around and make babies. YES I AM A VERY ANGRY CUSTOMER!!

Staff Counter - 2x mistakes (got the order wrong TWICE)
Kitchen Staff - 1x mistake (got the label WRONG)
Manager - 1x mistake (obviously, not well-trained in handling customer's complain)

ALL I BLARDY WANT IS JUST A DOUBLE FILET-O-FISH SET. Is that alot I'm asking?
My first and worst ever McD experience
Wednesday, November 20, 2013

My first and worst ever McD experience

23 September 2013

I can get pretty upset and disappointed very easily. Especially when matters involved my family members. I was told last week by my elder brother, to keep my Monday evening available as he would like for us family of 4 to go for a buffet dinner.

And so I did and in fact I was anticipating the arrival of Monday. Well, today is the day. Guess what? At 4pm just now, my brother came out of the his room, casually apologizes and decided to called it off saying he can't make it tonight. I am not particularly happy of course but if he does have other important things to do, so be it - I mean obviously it has to be an urgent appointment he has to attend to. So, fine. I'll just go dinner with mom. No harm done.

At 6pm, mom called saying she's not coming back for dinner. GREAT! Dinner alone... no, seriously I mean great as in great, no sarcasm; I've always enjoyed eating on my own. What pisses me off is when bro's gf suddenly ask me to join them and their friends for a dinner. Not just any dinner, but a buffet dinner.

But excuse me, my dearest brother of all creation, isn't buffet dinner the initial plan we had? So you're ditching me and mom just so you and your sweet gf can go buffet dinner with YOUR FRIENDS? ....Scuse me' ?? How very thoughtful of you. You're hopeless, ignorant.. what the HELL were you thinking? And you have the blarrrrdy nerve to ask me to join your friends for the event that was supposed to take place with us family members in the first place?

Call me sensitive and I may be over-reacting, but I cannot accept sh*ts like this.
You suck monkey balls!
Monday, September 23, 2013

You suck monkey balls!

30 August 2013

Okay, so I am not a frequent flyer nor am I much of a traveller and I don't really see and use my passport that often but please, just how much more ugly can our country's new passport be?

No wait. Even 'ugly' does not quite describe it - yes, 'ugly' is an understatement, no doubt about it.

Previously they printed a full copy of your colored photo and your personal details on the cover of the passport - not too bad I must say. But NOW, they print on a BLACK AND WHITE photo of you with the details (in black and purple text color) on a laminated plastic-material like thingamajig...

How .. hideous. My first impression - the photo looks like it belongs in a funeral and it definitely looks like, what we Chinese called '车头相' (the photo of the deceased placed in front of the funeral van). I mean, choyyyyyyyy~~!! Pooi hau sui!!! Just which stupiak person thought of and approved such design laaa??!

Why can't they use colored photo? Isn't it easier for the immigration officer to recognize you from a full colored photo instead? And they didn't even crop my photo out properly. My ears and neck were transparent, not white. What lousy photoshopping skill. And why purple font color for headers? *sweat*

I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks of it this way.

Phooooo~! I have nothing else to say. Okla, finish ranting for the day :D
Beautiful passport, not
Friday, August 30, 2013

Beautiful passport, not

01 May 2011

Something to BITCH about LOL - always the more entertaining side of my life. HA!

So, I was at the swimming pool today and getting to the other side of the pool was a PAIN to my ear!! Nope, not because of the water pressure or anything to do with my swim skill. Some freaking dude at the other side was relaxing by the poolside (no complains bout that) but not just that, hoo-boy this fella was singing his lungs out in a Soda-green voice in some super off-tune pitch.

Like HELLO? UN-KER!  So-what if you have 6packs?! You-no-brain!

Dah-lah you wanna show-off listening to mp3 inside the pool (I have no idea if its an iPod), you're treating this like your own blardy mini concert; anyone who swam to that side of the pool will have to bear with your singing simply because they're too tired to do another lap. You, clever! The only thing I need to thank you for, is probably the willpower you somehow or rather unconsciously provided me with, which gave me the power and might to swim back another lap just to get some peace.. Yeah, I did more laps than usual because of him, but ... NO! that doesn't give him the right to do so... GO GET YOUR OWN POOL YOU FAKE SODAGREEN wannabe (and he was singing to my usual karaoke favourite too - you blardy hell!! AarrgH spoiled my nice beautiful song. knnccbtnshkchklbbq!!!)

*breathe in*

*breathe out*

HHAhh~ felt so much better now.
You are no mermaid! You can't sing, let's just face it..
Sunday, May 01, 2011

You are no mermaid! You can't sing, let's just face it..

26 May 2009

A liberal person who practices dictatorship and rejects democracy altogether
What do you call a man like this? Here in our ugly-looking-work-environment (as he puts it), we called it our new LEADER :D

Yippeee!

I can't wait to see what's in store for us *highly anticipated* ... oh JOY!
Can't wait to see where he'll bring the team towards..
Can't wait to see where he'll bring the company upon...

Can't wait to see his expression when he finds out everyone thinks...

He's just an old fart! Tee hee hee...

Yah.. I am being sarcastic. Too much pressure these days. So sue me. BLEK!
Nazi's camp eh?
Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Nazi's camp eh?