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Lobster.. *flap *flap

This is an 18SX post.. Ladies, please don't do this at home.... (or office or bf's house etc..)

AhBong taught us something new today - pleasuring yourself (for female) with a LOBSTER! Literally stuffing a lobster up you-know-where.

YES, the same kind of lobster that you order in seafood restaurants - only, it should be fresh and alive. Put aside the question of "WHY A LOBSTER?" , my first reaction when AhBong told me was "HOW DO YOU FIT IT IN!?!"

STEP 1: Stuff the lobster (tail upwards) up your kiapkiap (you go figure out HOW)
STEP 2: Burn the lobster head with a lighter. Lobster should start flipping its tail.
STEP 3: Enjoy the 'lobster tail massage' *wink* (FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP)
(ooooh~ ahhh aiyakk.. ouch.. ooh wahaha.. wooohoo.. wee~)

Apparently some woman did just that. Weeks later (or was it days?), she felt pain down there.. Hearsay when she got overly excited with the lobster hubba-hubba tail, the lobster eggs were scattered around her kiapkiap.

When she pee, she saw these cute lil' lobsters swimming in the toilet bowl. Hearsay she freaked out, fainted, knocked her head against the floor (or was it the basin?) and she died - wor..

Now, is that SAD or is that REALLY SAD CASE?!

Now, tell me... WHY NOT A CUCUMBER DILDO?