Showing posts with label happy readings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label happy readings. Show all posts

08 March 2015

Recently, mom took a snapshot of us (me, bro and sis-in-law) playing mahjong in our most hideous outfit and expression and uploaded it to Facebook, tagging us along the way.

Naturally, I told her off because of obvious reason:
  1. we don't look good
  2. we don't look good
  3. we don't look good (and we were obviously gambling, hur hur hur)
Mom being mom, she goes all , "It is nice-maa... nothing wrong with the photo-wat~"

Fast forward couple of days later, she eventually got a taste of her own medicine when my bro decided to snap, upload and tag a photo of mom dozing off like a pig - hur hur hur... (this was 2 days ago)

That's when she went berserk, complaining and yelling every day/hour/minute/second that it was such a horrible photo, there goes her reputation, blah blah blah yada yada yada ...... until now~! Gee... how touchy...

NOW YOU KNOW MOM...

Now . You . Know  :D
Social Presence for Moms 101
Sunday, March 08, 2015

Social Presence for Moms 101

10 January 2014



You know it is Chinese New Year when...
You start seeing red lanterns everywhere...
You start seeing "福" ('fu' good fortune/prosperity) everywhere..
You start seeing "恭喜发财" ('gong xi fa cai') everywhere...
You start seeing red and gold everywhere...
You start seeing cookies everywhere...
You start seeing Chinese calligraphy everywhere... 
You start seeing Chinese paper cutting everywhere..
You start seeing horse everywhere...
You start seeing angpows (red packet) everywhere..
You start seeing  bak-gua (dried meat) everywhere...
You start seeing baa-lia.. (lousy/cheapo) CNY-themed TVCs everywhere...
You start hearing CNY-themed music tracks (dong dong chiang) everywhere...

and...

You start seeing more CNY ding-a-ling ornaments displayed at home.
WAHLAU-eh...
Hey you, Mr. 'Fook'
Friday, January 10, 2014

Hey you, Mr. 'Fook'

28 September 2013


A random conversation between me (blue bubble) and chaoskun (grey bubble) trying to pull a black man's rapping dialogue. Absolute major disaster. ROTFLMAO.. There's no content in the conversation but I find it extremely hilarious - this dialogue was created at 6am in the morning! SIX! A-M! What was I even thinking that time?

Don't think there's anyone else in the world who would layan me with such pathetic game at dawn. Chaoskun u r da man! Hahhahahaha
Black Rap
Saturday, September 28, 2013

Black Rap

20 September 2013

A rather stupiak teleconversation took place today at the Grand Millennium Hotel. I was supposed to call Vivi and ask her to tell Thaddie that we (me and Siow2) will be meeting them at the hotel lobby.

Calling Vivi on the mobile

Me: Hello? Tell Thaddie we'll be meeting him at the lobby~
Girl: Huh?....oh... huh??
Me: TELL Thaddie we'll be meeting him at the LOBBY!
Girl: OHhh... okay ...er... okay!

(Hangs up but feeling rather suspicious. That girl don't sound like Vivi..)

Me: Hey Siow2, did Vivi changed her mobile phone no. ?
Siow2: Yeah, yes she did!
Me: Har?? Then who was I talking to???!

(I explained the whole conversation to Vivi inside the lift)

Me: So who exactly is using your old no. now?
Vivi: (Laugh laugh laugh).. Nobody! I cancelled the line long ago!
Me: Har???!

(Vivi continues laughing out loud despite the presence of other hotel guests inside the lift)

I am still wondering why is the girl acknowledging my phone call and responding to me. What surprises me is she didn't even ask me who I am. Bravo girl.. bravo!
Say lah 'wrong number'
Friday, September 20, 2013

Say lah 'wrong number'

10 August 2013

高雄呀!台湾呀!可能很快又去探望你了。对上一次去台湾可是五年前的事了。那时候是为了参加一位表哥的婚礼。哈哈哈说起来真好笑。我都不知道有这位表哥呢!就这样白白的去人家的酒宴,哼~ 不过那时候也终于遇见阿姨的“安室奈美惠” - 儿子叫安室,女儿叫安惠。很扯吧!真的男的型女的美 (但女的好像白痴白痴似的 - 不是真的白痴啦 ; 就是那种过分开朗活泼type!)

这次回台湾纯粹是为了好玩 - 吃喝玩乐。蛮想念表妹们和哪边的小吃!哈哈,上一趟回去都没吃到想吃的 (就一直在搞身材嘛)。真的搞个屁!这次不管了!!要吃就吃!!不管那么多了~~ >.<

slurps ~ 鸡肉饭啊~ 炸鸡排啊~ 盐酥鸡啊~ 花枝羹啊~ 花枝丸啊~ 猪颈肉啊~ 台湾香肠啊~ 肉圆啊~ 卤肉饭啊~ 等等等等!你们等我啊!!
夜市,等我噢!
Saturday, August 10, 2013

夜市,等我噢!

03 May 2011

I helped out 2 friends of mine with a simple leaflet job and a birthday party eDM over the weekend, and I got their replies today. They were so happy about the outcome - It feels great when somebody sincerely thanked you for something you helped and you can feel how grateful they are (in this case, through their emails). So much love, so many 'thank you's -  I'm feeling awesome today *pat pat myself on the shoulder* and moreso because I'm doing this expecting nothing in return :D

Good karma earned, Autumn Moth! Keep it up!
I love 'thank you's
Tuesday, May 03, 2011

I love 'thank you's

21 April 2011

Surprised?  .. well I am, myself.

Never thought I'd want to blog again. But seeing all these posts and comments disappear as if it's no longer part of my life makes me feel bad. I used to like this blog of mine alot. And I truly appreciate all the comments from my friends - you know who you are - which is why I reverted to the previous template I guess. I checked the date of my last post - May 2009. Hey that doesn't seem too long..

That's easy to catch up on.

So how have I been? Not too bad..
Happy? I say, no complains :)

It has always been a style of mine to update recent happenings even when I blog less. I used to squeeze all the events in a month in a single post, making it a post of the month. So I figured, why not a post of the year? Haha - 1 that encompasses all the events that took place on the 2nd half of 2009, the entire of 2010, and the first half of 2011 - yep, this IS a pretty pointless entry (but a good one to make me start blogging again, get the hang of it, and show you what I've been up to - chehh wahh.. like very happening like that *giggles*).

Here goes,
  • Went for a fabulous pangkor trip with the insoms. Will never forget how it feels like riding on a bike over the hills and valleys just to reach the town for food! Nevertheless, a fun trip.
  • Some old bastards took over the company, turned it upside down, made us his slaves - working through the night for pitches the entire world knew would not even take place.
  • I learnt how to swim, but no-no to floating - which means I'll probably drown unless I keep swimming WTF!
  • Back to Taiwan with Mom and bro after SO MANY years - for my cousin's wedding (no idea who he was until now). It was winter then, and I absolutely love the weather. Shall blog more about this when I have some free time to spare :)
  • Left the company for another shit hole - I don't even wanna talk about it - maybe except for the fact that the boss of that company is a blardy good gambler who conned us into playing mahjong - WHICH indirectly took back all the 'angpow money' he gave us. Damn the old fox!
  • Broke my personal record for resigning on the 2nd month. Moved on to another place (yeah, AGAIN) - This new place is heaven! (okay, I exaggerated.. but no complains really.. up till now... well, maybe abit.. but that doesn't count).
  • Millfross is back to Melbourne - *sigh.. my Starbucks kaki gone!
  • My favourite aunt passed away. May she rest in peace. Namo amidabbha.
  • Yunko went to Beijing for a greener pasture - there goes another of my Starbucks kaki
  • I got teased using an OLD un-smart dinosaur era phone. iPhone 4 comes to picture. You can imagine the rest..
  • I started reading again. Very much over Haruki Murakami's at the moment - thanks to Drew, who introduces me to 'Norwegian wood'
  • Took part and joined PT Foundation as their volunteer - ppl, please practice safe sex! More about this when I have the time to do so. We will be needing your help and support ^^
  • .. and lately, someone told me.. I'm soon a godfather (kai-yeh) to a child hahaha. Congratulations to my best friend, Bliss.
So yeap, that's it.. 1.5 years in 13 bullet points. Neat-huh? I have good memories wakakaka.. If you stumble upon this blog of mine again, do leave a comment and do share with me, what's up with you :D

Ta!
Minna, Hishaburi..
Thursday, April 21, 2011

Minna, Hishaburi..

31 May 2009

Overheard something farnee at the mamak just now:
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WIFE: ... and I asked him, what does he want to watch? There's Monsters vs. Aliens, Night at Museum 2, Angels and Demons... and he said he wanted to watch Monsters vs. Aliens.

HUSBAND: ... and when we got there (to the cinema), I asked her, where's the predators?

WIFE: ... no predators..

HUSBAND: ... then who's the ju-kok (lead character)?

WIFE: ... Aliens... AND monsters..

* 2-3 minutes into the movie.... as in THE ACTUAL MOVIE playing... *

HUSBAND: ... ( thinks to himself - this trailer is pretty long ) ... psst, Where's Monsters vs. Aliens?

WIFE: THIS is Monsters vs. Aliens!

HUSBAND: Haaarrr??! It's an ANIMATION!??!?! (NOT ala Aliens vs. Predators sama itu macam mehhh??!!) $)*&@$#)@)& ( kena con !!)

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Tsk.. Tsk.. what odd but cute couple.
B.O.B rulez!
Sunday, May 31, 2009

B.O.B rulez!