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How much? 130.

(Mr. Cow's mobile phone ringing. 1 Missed Call)

Mr. Cow: Neh neh.. Another one of those missed call game again.

Moth: OooH, you mean those 'girls' who expect you to call them back, "those" -ar?

Mr. Cow: Yup. Seriously, they never give up.

Moth: Eh, eh, try calling them back. Put on loud speaker. I wanna listen!

Mr. Cow: You wanna listen-ah! Ok, I call her back now..

(Mr. Cow returning the call)

Girl: Weii~~? Weii~? *super sweeet kawaii voice*

Mr. Cow: ....... Wei?

Girl: Weiii~? *giggles giggles in super sweeet kawaii voice* Do you wanna come over and 'play' together?

Mr. Cow: ...... How much?

Girl: *gigges giggles* (RM)130. Want or not? Let's come out and 'play'

Mr. Cow: .... ahh.. ok ok ok ok ok

(Mr. Cow ends the call)

Mr. Cow: See?

Moth: Wahhh.... (RM)130... So cheap -geh?

Apparently, RM130 isn't cheap at all. Just today, I was reading the paper and found out 'Kuaci Prostitutes' are going at RM100 to RM150. Meaning, she is actually on the going rate. Haha. As to how they got Mr. Cow's number - that remains an unsolved mystery. Mr. Cow insisted that they are doing it at random numbers - we said, he must've tried once.. that's how and why! Hohohoho...

BuBu: (RM)130 is for..... 1 session or... 1 full night-ar?

Moth & Web3.0 : 1 session -lar. If 1 full night, she die lor...

BuBu: Then.... 1 session is how long-wor?

Moth & Web3.0 : Until the guy c*ms lorr..

BuBu: Waahhh!!.. then if the guy whole night don't c*m leh?

Elvis: Those girl very experienced-geh, they WILL have their ways to make you c*m!!

Everyone else: *Looks at Elvis* WhoaAaaa... Elvis, very experienced-worr! Try before-leh~?